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Never interpret a
Proverb until
You have first spoken it in
the original tongue.
Or never interpret a
Proverb at all.
Never interpret a
Proverb until
You have first spoken it in
the original tongue.
Or never interpret a
Proverb at all.
Die a little
each day and
be happy so.
When that day comes,
too little was left
to matter.
Music, good or bad, is
noise, when you don’t
want it.
When your ego dies,
you live, perhaps
a little longer.
Life burden
death relief.
A bag gives you
baggage—
be wary of one.
You can’t be
a good man.
You can only be
better.
Only water that flows
is clean.
I guess the only death
I can accept is mine.
I'll be too gone to
trouble for it.
Work is
in the tools
and eye.
Mortality - the
great creditor -
everyone owe
you!
No politician is
worthy of trust. Because
trust is the first thing
you give up for
politics.
When everything man does is right
as they see,
everything they do is wrong and
marks the end of humanity.
Man falls
when their ego is
babied. So, man's
a baby.
All engineering is
reverse
engineering.
I have my billions
in the things
I believe. In
the things I believed
I left my billions.
Look, I haven’t finished
with my life. And,
by the time I am
it’ll be too late to
correct... yours.
Even if you can't change people,
maybe you can't,
still believe
you can.
You could.
Tell a true story.
today.
Love is never a
feeling.
It is cold, deliberate,
undying.
Beyond love for
good speech,
good grammar,
good English,
good English is
good business.
That it may depend on faith
to be good, God
has made
good
not matter.
Yield. Always.
You should enjoy
the poem, then
make sense of it.
Keep both—
Sound. Sense.
To manage time,
you must leave it
alone.
To keep time,
you must leave it
alone.
Idle time is
the best
time.
I learn
like a child.
That is, by
copying others.
While I live,
now is
enough.
Ego is error.
Man their ego.
Man error.
How can I be proud,
when I only learn by
copying others.
I, too, will be
copied.
If it’s good what’s new
about it? If bad
it’s new. No,
not new, news.
I made do with
yesterday, that if
I died today, it
didn’t matter.
Learn to be
happy without.
With won’t matter.
Then you’ll always be
happy—with or
without.
Don’t fit in.
Stand out.
Don’t teach.
Coach.
Life and Death
deserve no worry—
you’re either one
or other.
I asked for death
when I found in my head
no more sleep left.
What'd I get?
A job,
a career,
a mission—
pick one.
Every death is an opportunity
for a Nigerian to be noisy.
But it’s not the death.
It’s the burial.
Death is quiet, burial
all the noise.
Wake up only to two things,
care and the satisfaction
you did.
Criticism, like
correction, is
consultancy.
You been paid?
Had you stuck w/jazz,
you’d not be this razz.
Look carefully—
when you have found
everything,
you would’ve found
nothing.
It takes a man
to be a woman.
It takes man
to be both.
Cream corrupts
coffee.
When you have mastered
calm,
you have mastered
life, this one.
Be extremely kind
to everyone. But,
be familiar with
but a few.
The powerful you
protect will either eat
up the people. Or
be eaten up by
the people.
There’s really no
such thing as a joke.
To joke is make reality
painful less.
For everything there's
its time and place. It's
just not every time,
not every place.
They were taught how
to get poetry, not
to enjoy it.
Let not the world
determine your faith.
But decide
the fate of the world
with your faith.
It’s easy to love
your neighbor until
they need
your help.
Quality has a lot
to do with taste.
But a lot not to
do in it.
So, “write” and “right"
sound the same, right?
I bet you couldn’t know
which I said first, no?
Well, read this.
Be ready to fail
at life...
If it doesn’t kill you
then you can
do it again.
If he is a boy
Man is his name.
But if he’s a girl
Hmm...
Keep secrets
that hurt none.
But tell the lies
that don’t.
Above all tell
the truth.
As for heart shapes,
heart shapes are
everywhere.
But love, love, love, eh,
who can find?
Only humans can ac-
cept awards.
Only humans should
get 'em then.
Happiness is
keeping promises
made to self.
They dug me.
They got their want.
They left me empty.
Because they
left me empty,
water filled me.
Now they come
for my water.
They can have it.
Embrace
disappointments.
Never get grouchy
about them. For
in them are things
to learn. Indeed,
disappointments can
be deep.
Little coincidence
telephone rhymes with
tell.
It’s what we do there--
tell a phone.
The problem with any
is it's one syllable
too many.
Woman is
their excuse.
Man's no more
the parent of woman
than he is a child
of dust.
Plants can't grow
in sand.
It's too fine, too
comfortable.
You can't be fired if
you're not
hired.
Timeless is
timely.
The writer is sinning when
she's in the writing.
Long before the child is born,
longer than 270 days,
it has been made.
Government has
bulldozers, we have
mouths.
Problem with the latter is
the former swallows all
and groans louder.
As if life's path
wasn't tough enough,
they went and
invented math.
I'm not a friend of length.
But a foe of
brevity.
Ejaculate, that's
what penises do.
But sex is for two.
No two human beings
compare.
Because we're humans,
not oranges.
The brain doesn't see stripes.
It sees a zebra.
The moon smiles at us.
Then it's full again.
Lie
has its place.
Everywhere.
There was a storyteller
of pain in my head.
And she had a world
all of her own.
And she pulled me
with her into there.
That world was
Nigeria.
Sound advice
no need two ear
to hear.
But need two ear
to hold.
Governments
make terrorists.
Novelists
expose them.
Viet Nam.
The CIA.
Another generation
of mystery novels.
You can turn a human
into a machine.
We have former humans.
But you can't make
a machine human.
No former machines.
To mature
is to stagnate.
To arrive to die.
Go slow
on why.
Masturbation
isn't sex with one.
To the extent it's sex at all,
it's with many...
with any.
They named the planets
by their gods.
The few they found by
the few they made.
The little things they
found wandering...
have taken deistic
proportions.
You've played the game so well you think you're good. You got the art. You got the talent. But not the science.
The science is the reason you have fun. The reason we have fun, the fans cheer.
Let the coach take care of the science. Because science is only best done from the outside looking in. Or from the inside looking out.
But you with the art have only to play. Though in the inside. But you won't be needing to look out quite much, except to hear your coach.
To play is art;
to direct science.
Together,
game fun.
To give is to receive;
to make to take.
But much better to
be the former.
To be president--
US, UK, U anything--
is to be Cain--
Kill, smile
at dinner about it--
Why, am I my brother's keeper?
Of course, not!
To be friends is
to share the same ideas
of fun.
Same ideas of
none.
About 3,000 years ago,
a man by the name of Cain
understood death meant.
Silence.
End life.
End Abel.
Silence, Abel!
Silent Abel!
Was he wrong?
About death,
I mean.
"Your face.
"It'd never have betrayed all the secrets your mind sought. To keep. That had to be kept.
"Secret.
"But, as do all faces, it’s stuck with two eyes. Two eyes you couldn't shut.”...
He pulled the trigger.
Instructions from mothers.
Gossips.
Word on the streets.
A film. Or two.
A poem? Or few?
Novels.
Blockbuster Hollywoods.
We've learned to watch.
We've learned to hear.
We've learned to listen.
We've learned to follow.
Through. But a poem?
Yesterday's gone.
Really.
East and West
take turns
who to take
who to give
the wind
they get from
nowhere.
I can't be aware of
what peace I got (do we?)
when I die.
As much as I'd love to.
I could say, phew, at last!
But I can't (do we?).
Then what's the point
in dying at all?
O, it's death's thing.
Adam,
Dis-
Eved
.
We're only as full of life
as we think we are.
For we're all at the
end of it.
The problem with America is
the American Dream.
It is all the problem with
the rest of the world.
Never say
"She passed away,"
when you can say
"Died."
Because for one, you
are sure of the latter
but not of the
former.
Two, the latter is
shorter and should be
easier to
say.
Are you serious,
it's taken me 35
years to turn 35!
And I could have 35
more to hit 70.
Such a long time
to be man!
They have buried
God in the
Christ!
They will build
their homes with
half windows.
Full "window" for light,
half wind.
What do you do?
I think.
What do you think?
Me, you.
To matter is to be told
to, by two--
(them, you).
Never scratch
an itch that is
not there.
It's not possible for
one person to listen
to everyone.
But it's possible for
everybody to listen
to everyone.
Like apples,
our difference is
only skin-
deep.
It's called toilet,
for it is small.
Not the bowl
nor the room.
But the toil
itself.
Small, short.
Even the Devil
himself says
"God bless you."
Little:
I'm hungry.
Ring:
Let's go steal!
Middle:
What if we're caught?
Index:
We will escape!
Thumb:
Count me out. I'm not
one of you!
If it has to happen
I don't want to be
aware of it.
I don't want to know
it happened
or how it did.
Let it just happen
when and let
it be. Did it?
What is a haze?
It's what my head has
always.
Eat 5 times a day.
4 times grass,
one bass.
What if all the healing
you're needing were
locked away in the oil
of cucumber skin?
Well, now you know!
To live is to regret,
to die neglect.
Don't require more than
you can acquire.
Nor desire more than
you can require.
Repetition is the
skill we learn first.
It's our best skill, too.
Then, too, it is the
skill we abuse most.
Our worst thing to do.
If you don't want time to move
look at it,
the clock.
Yes, the second hand will
be moving,
always does.
But the other hands will
never,
seem not.
That chewing for your gut's
sake may not be boring,
God has put a tongue in
your mouth. Chew.
More slow.
In a noisy evening market,
the calm seller is the
most noticed.
She sells the most, too.
The world doesn't want you,
they want your name.
But don't go getting one
That is hardly you.
She said, I will
look forward to my man.
But not depend on him.
He says, I will
look forward to my woman.
But not depend on her.
Glamor and God are equal
before man.
You can't have the one and
keep the other.
"I killed myself to prove
I'm man enough!"
He wrote that?
O, the Bible --
"better is a live dog
than a dead lion."
I can only clean
one toilet--
mine.
More important than food
I found was mood.
Breath alone will do,
and it's free.
Man can't create desire,
and has not.
All desires are great and
come from God.
Man can create fulfillment,
and has always.
All fulfillments are great if
they keep God's ways.
You've gone past
a trinity now.
You have a body, a brain,
a mind, and you.
And you are in control
of all three.
Since sex is no sweet wine,
I do it with my senses intact.
Not to say that I lose all tact
when I to the other recline.
If it's up to your mind
you'll be sitting.
If it's up to its brain
you'll be sleeping.
Now who is it up to
if it's up to you?
Insist where your
emotions
resist.
Every inch into
technology is one inch off
your emotion.
Because
technology and emotion
are incompatible.
Water does not keep
around a hot mug.
Writing isn't fun,
reading is.
No piece of writing unless
you're needing it!
Shepherd, keep no more sheep
than you can count.
If one went missing how'd you
tell its amount?
Though they can be found,
men are not sheep.
It's not the right worry
of people who don't read,
they're not the ones
for whom you write.
Friends start
with those who want
to be friends.
It takes a bed
to know we're still
man and woman.
Man and woman.
But how costly
beds are these days,
how costly beds are.
These days.
Never think of how much you know
and how far it could take you.
Only think how much love to sow,
how high it will make you.
The battle of good and evil
is not witnessed, but imagined.
For it takes place in the heart--
somewhere around heaven.
And yet the victor or victim
cannot be told on the face.
But the holder of the heart
and owner of heaven knows.
You weren't sent to Babylon
to touch anything you see.
But that you may see
that Babylon used to be.
Because a good movie
leaves you nothing to imagine.
I always love a good story.
Smart mouths
make no
smart talk.
The villain's been taken
seriously.
And now?
We're all villains for our own
safety.
If all you see on the plate
is the hole in the donut
that's all you might have.
Because donuts are made
with holes, of holes, and
will always have a hole. No?
Let your deliverance
not make your heart race,
for it is coming.
Make it your aim
not to write fast,
not to write slow.
Make it your aim
not to read fast,
not to read slow.
Make it your aim
not to write or read
as much as you can.
Make it your aim
not to write or read
as less as you can.
But as much as
you find is needed
to change your world.
Or as less as
you find is necessary
to change the world.
The mind was made
to heal your body.
But when the latter
forgoes the former
or refuses to sustain it,
both die.
The mind is first
to die, the body
follows.
Criticism
looks for
distance.
If you have peeled
your banana it will point
toward you.
It will say only one
more thing to you--
eat me, eat me.
Because it grew
too fast, it aged faster.
Even faster, old me.
The cancer grew
too fast, sorry master.
You died before me!
East is not a point,
but an area.
And as an area it
touches West.
Where it touches West
is a point, points,
and a line, a border.
A borderline.
Nee a doo bee
bia wee yeregue lo.
E bia wee gbora lo e.
He who will do evil
does not brag ahead of it.
Nor let it be a bother.
Let a strong password
not make you feel secure.
But a caring not whether
or whether not
you're hacked.
It's fine to see
inaction as action,
but not an action.
Stupidity has
its own audience.
It thrives. It does.
Not everyone rocking
at the club
is there for rock.
If you should know what
or whom they won't
return home to!
Where "home" is their
mind.
The brain does not
make sense
in pleasure.
It does not make sense.
It doesn't want to.
It can't listen.
The brain won't listen
to the mind
in pleasure.
A messy mind
likes everything.
But everything
can't be liked.
So there are no
messy minds.
Then everything
can be liked.
Because there are
no messy minds.
Action
doesn't have to be as reactive as
Anger.
If you want it
private
leave it in your
head.
Do we cry for the dead
or for our own miss?
Do we feel pity
for the dead or for us,
our own loss?
Does a dead lose their life
or we a life?
Write (yes, tell) every story
as if it'll never be read.
A story is to be heard,
not read.
Goodness comes
unexpected.
Like Adam waking
with a start and
finding Eve.
Boredom has more
stress than work, is
debilitating.
My beef with knowledge
is it makes powerful people
insulting unawares.
And stupid, powerless.
Knowledge is its own
stupidity.
We don't floss
in Nigeria.
We toothpick.
It takes two
to talk.
Life doesn't have an
undo button
for being unfair.
It wants to be taken
more seriously than
a game of solitaire.
You'll come to hate
whatever sound or song
you set as alarm song.
Because man does not
need alarm to wake up,
nor be used to one.
Thank God for
disappointments.
But don't get
disappointed.
Get disappointed
but don't be
disappointed.
Death
scratches the itch of
life.
Your actions must excite you,
otherwise, drop 'em.
So must your ideas.
The children weren't
brought up to be used to
older ones, only
themselves.
God has kept sleep
free.
It's a free mind that sleeps,
not a rich man.
Life comes down to
what you like to do.
And that is your talent,
who you are, too.
Your prayer is as powerful
as you're convinced it is
powerful.
But it doesn't work just
because you're convinced,
you believe.
God wants to show fondness
for your conviction.
You're better off
covering two few books twice
than four once in a lifetime.
Two few good books.
Throw things at life
or it will throw things at you.
Because to live is both
to throw things
and to not.
Had she spent more
time thinking than singing
she would've sang better.
For she was a woman,
not a songbird.
Fight
to be remembered.
No, write.
Yes, write.
Legacy is (worrying
about your life after death,
when you should be)
living, alive.
You shall know more
when I'm
no more.
Because I didn't desire
to die, I chose it
unawares.
When your emotions
present flight or fight,
fight.
The women agreed
with themselves, quite
satisfactorily, "we don't have
image problem!"
Image problem isn't
manifest, it can only
be confessed.
Prayer holds its power
in its secrecy, its quiet,
its no-telling the other.
To pray is to withdraw.
The living worries
about what the dead is
unaware of.
Because to live
is to worry, or so
we thought.
Since the kid couldn't tell
when they were praying
from how they quarreled...
She'd rather not quarrel
with their God.
She'd rather not pray
nor quarrel.
Don't do in private
whatever you can't
in public.
The world is a business
of points of views.
Go viral and win, or
be rivaled and
abused.
Try not to hurt
anyone, but not
afraid to hurt.
Because to hurt is human,
to heal, too, so to
hurt can't matter.
Water and oil
will never mix.
Always takes heat to
separate them.
Ego trip or
road trip,
choose. Driving
and ego
never mix.
Bread was never meant
to be fine.
We never tell lies
in business,
only false truths and
true falsehoods.
We went to school
that we may escape
farming and village.
Afterward.
We didn't go to school
to revolutionize
farming and village.
We could've.
Advice that is toughest
to follow is your own.
It's also the best.
May the pressure
of making a living not prevent
you from making a living.
Don't tell people
what'll happen to them
if they don't stop smoking.
Show them
what'll happen for them
if they stop smoking.
We don't hide
to sex.
We go into
a private room.
Sex is private,
not a secret.
Advice is the business
you never admit
you're in.
Organic is slow,
nor does it stop
to grow.
"Ah, I'll be so
happy if...!"
Why?
Why not just be
happy?
My beef with death
is that we don't miss
anyone there, no dear!
Maybe that's why people
hate it, this death!
I can't meditate--
I fall asleep,
always.
Love is as
pronounced as people
can say they love.
They always do.
They're proud of
what belongs to them,
telling you, "say this, say that."
But those saying that
are sounding better, being
enjoyed even better.
Every idea
is fine.
Execution
finer.
Presentation
finest.
And one day death
will say, "I have had my fill
of you all.
I will have no more."
Don't start with an audience,
or you'll wait forever.
Start after an audience,
win it forever.
It takes a man
to propose to
a woman.
Or it's not a proposal.
It's a folly to
vouch for a man's
rectitude before he's died.
You can find out.
Be extremely aware
and beware.
If you have not read
others with understanding
you cannot read yourself so.
With understanding.
Each nation develops
as fast as it is free from
the yoke of Europe.
Don't think
it's difficult.
Ask if you must
do it.
No marriage takes place
without permission,
not personal but official.
But why, why is that?
O, so radio waves
are everywhere?
Who put them there?
The world hasn't seen
a single good writer,
but awesome editors.
Be an awesome editor.
When you obsess
over what you hate,
you promote it.
Some of us have
chosen what we have long
longed for--to be private figure.
We are private figures.
Call no one
mentor before
she picks you
as protégé.
The power of
Germany was
Jewish.
It was its science.
It still is.
These are the three
in me (of me?).
One wants to,
one doesn't and fights
that wants to.
The third just
doesn't know, with silence
confusing to both.
I wish nobody shared
my name.
He was named
David to be
like that one.
Who did Jesse
have in mind to so
name that one?
Which is better,
cigarette smoke
or that garlic choke?
The notes
that hold the soul
are in no hurry
to drop it.
They hold on...
It's safer to be
ignorant than
believe in magic.
There's hope to
get out of the former
than survive the latter.
We're only as great
as the ideas we create,
curate, or co-create.
You can only speak
in your own behalf.
Only God can
put up with man's mind.
So only God should
see what's there.
The eyes
can't keep a
secret.
Only long for
where you
belong.
Silence is golden